On Saturday your job is to have a good time. Make new friends, enjoy the beer, and destroy your older brother with a giant Q-Tip. Last year went swell, so again please keep our neighbors and the City of Naperville in mind when you're deciding how hard to party or how to party hard. We would like to continue to do this each year and just like Oath Day Two we need your help keeping things within the boundaries of such things as the law and good taste to continue to have this opportunity. In short, don't be an asshole.
We are expecting rain in the forecast but the event will go on, rain or shine. We're striving to provide as much coverage area as possible. Much of the brewery itself will be open as well as tents large and small. Dress appropriately. We will be allowing umbrellas of course, just do not play swords with them.
Here we go:
Here is for the beer:
Tweet at us @solemnoathbeer with any questions today and we'll be clearing things up there. If you don't have any, suggested pre #oathday topics include "I hear there are some really interesting job opportunities opening up in North Korea recently" and "Have I ever told you the truth about Chemtrails?" See you Saturday.
The goal we have at Solemn Oath is simple. And maybe someday you will figure out what that goal really is. We’re going to change the world, probably. Enjoy.