Your job tomorrow is to have a good time. Enjoy the beer, the company of like-minded strangers, and the amusements. We've never packed hundreds of people at a time into Solemn Oath before, so please keep our neighbors and the City of Naperville in mind when you're deciding how hard to party or how to party hard. We would love to do this regularly, and we need your help keeping things within the boundaries of such things as the law and good taste to continue to have that opportunity. We trust that we're all on the same page about this.
Here's the deal:
Sound good? Tweet at us @solemnoathbeer with any questions today and we'll be clearing things up there. If you don't have any, suggested pre #oathday topics include "How is writing checks still a thing?" and "Seriously, get out of the stone age, landlord." Or at least that's where my head's at. See y'all.
The goal we have at Solemn Oath is simple. And maybe someday you will figure out what that goal really is. We’re going to change the world, probably. Enjoy.