Hypothetically, if there were a flash fire that set our taproom walls ablaze, we often have the maximum number of people inside that would probably be able to make it out safely. Probably.
Good news: the number of legally permissible narrow escapees is growing. This morning, we installed another door in the taproom; cut right through that killer concrete. And we did this just for you. This means no more (or at least less) waiting outside in that treacherous Naperville weather. This means you can finally impress that special someone by walking right through our front door, acting like you own the place. This means that you can now drink your beers on Friday night packed in like the stinky little sardines you always begged to be.
Next time you’re in the taproom be sure to plant a big smooch on that newly installed door. Then you should plant one on brewer Paul, just because he’d be really weirded out. See you real soon.