Your primary goal for tomorrow is to have a good time. Enjoy the beer, the company of friends you've just met, and celebrate responsibly. For the last several years we've packed four figures worth of people into our parking lot and brewery successfully, so please keep our neighbors and the City of Naperville in mind when you’re deciding how hard to party or how to party hard. We would like to continue to have the option to celebrate big, so now it's on you to conduct yourselves in a manor that your grandparents would be proud of. We trust that we’re all on the same page about this.
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Sound good? Tweet at us @solemnoathbeer with any questions today and we'll be clearing things up there. If you don't have any, suggested pre #oathday topics include "We all know the egg came first, right?" and "How could my grandfather possibly have afforded a home, a car, and supported a family of eight?" Hit us up if you need any help breaking down your life, we'll be around all day.
The goal we have at Solemn Oath is simple. And maybe someday you will figure out what that goal really is. We’re going to change the world, probably. Enjoy.